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4 मई 2008

छुट्टी के लिए आवेदन

मेरी मित्र टिनी तारे ने कुछ आवेदनों के नमूने भेजे हैं......

· Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." · This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." · Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." · From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." · Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" · An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." · A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" · Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." · Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." · Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." · Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". · Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." · A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

6 टिप्‍पणियां:

  1. इसीलिए हिन्दी का इस्तेमाल ज्यादा अच्छा है :-)

    जवाब देंहटाएं
  2. इसीलिए हिन्दी का इस्तेमाल ज्यादा अच्छा है :-)

    जवाब देंहटाएं
  3. गिरीश जी, बिल्लोरे जी, और मुकुल जी कमाल करने वालों की संख्या हिन्दी में भी कम नहीं है। पर आपने तो नमूनों का ढ़ेर कर दिया है। लगता है पूरे साल की मौज हो गई है।

    जवाब देंहटाएं
  4. दिनेश जी,राय जी, द्विवेदी जी
    मज़ा आ गया टिनी को बधाई भेज देता हूँ....!
    आभार,आभार,
    समीर जी, लाल जी,अभिषेक जी, ओझा जी , सभी को
    आभार जी

    जवाब देंहटाएं

कँवल ताल में एक अकेला संबंधों की रास खोजता !
आज त्राण फैलाके अपने ,तिनके-तिनके पास रोकता !!
बहता दरिया चुहलबाज़ सा, तिनका तिनका छिना कँवल से !
दौड़ लगा देता है पागल कभी त्राण-मृणाल मसल के !
सबका यूं वो प्रिय सरोज है , उसे दर्द क्या कौन सोचता !!

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