5 मई 2008

रवि पाटिल जी का मेल टिनी तारे मुझे भेजा

If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, thisis the best way of doing just that.

scenario 1two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,then a fourth andthey start arguing about who s right - you are in Kolkata .

scenario 2two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,sees them and walks on – that ' s Mumbai.

scenario 3two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &tries to makepeace. the first two get together & beat him up - that's Delhi . scenario 4two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guycomes along andquietly opens a chai stall - that s Ahmadabad .

scenario 5two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. he writes a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stopbecause of a bug in the program. that s Bangalore .

scenario 6two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guycomes along and quietly says "anna, dont fight for all this nonsense". peace comes in - thats Chennai.

scenario 7two guys are fighting. both of them take time out andcall their friends on mobile. now 50 guys are fighting. you are in Hyderabad

scenario 8two guys are fighting.,third guys comes try to stop them and get involved and call others too to stop, finally stop them,you r in Rajasthan

scenario 9two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. someone calls police.the police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. someonethrows stones at the police. the police throw stones back at thecrowd. some people are arrested. damages to the shops nearby. next day, harthal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in thiruvananthapuram , the city of Kerala ...

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कँवल ताल में एक अकेला संबंधों की रास खोजता !
आज त्राण फैलाके अपने ,तिनके-तिनके पास रोकता !!
बहता दरिया चुहलबाज़ सा, तिनका तिनका छिना कँवल से !
दौड़ लगा देता है पागल कभी त्राण-मृणाल मसल के !
सबका यूं वो प्रिय सरोज है , उसे दर्द क्या कौन सोचता !!